Friday, March 14, 2008

A Tale of Wild Romance



Frosty the Snowman became Frosti the Snow-tran after the operation. Thanks to an additional enchantment placed upon the silk hat, Frosti is no longer restricted to colder climes and has been sighted in such exotic locales as equatorial Africa. There she met a giant mandrill named Murray whose buttocks flared bright Christmas red when he laid eyes on her, and who boned her mercilessly all night beneath the fluffy pink orchards. It was the best sex that she ever had.

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