Saturday, July 19, 2008

Human = Obsolete

Robots can now play instruments! Watch out, human session musicians!

They're also picking up chicks at dance clubs! Once they come up with a penis attachment, we're screwed!

As you may or may not know, robots have infiltrated every aspect of human society, especially when it comes to our music! Nobody has embraced this mechanized march toward supremacy like our friends, the Japanese. Robots are now making all of their music for them and by the year 2030, they will surely provide entertaining background music for the giant battling robot wars to come! This is what will probably be heard on the radio during this era:

1. "Robot" - The Futureheads
2. "Feel The Machine" - The Chalets
3. "My Heart Rate Rapid" - Metronomy
4. "Alala" - CSS
5. "Plastic Stars" - Freezepop
6. '"Sex, War And Robots" - Super Furry Animals
7. "Boatfriend" - Black Moth Super Rainbow
8. "Do The Whirlwind" - Architecture In Helsinki
9. "Ready For The Floor" - Hot Chip
10. "Is It Medicine" - The Knife
11. " Freedom Of Choice" - Devo
12. "The Good Thing" - The Talking Heads
13. "Miss Teen Word Power" - The New Pornographers
14. "14 Zero Zero" - Console
15. "I Am The Alphabet" - Black Moth Super Rainbow
16. "Mine Is In Yours" - Mouse On Mars
17. "Cosmic Country Noir" - Stereolab
18. "Rainbow Flag" - Matmos
19. "Their Prayer" - The Kleptones
20. " Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots pt 1" - The Flaming Lips
21. "Robot Rock" - Daft Punk

Schnoonupp!

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